How do you know that you are realli sick

1) When you have being sneezing non stop for a week

2) When you wear a jacket when your friends are complaining of the heat

3) When you cough out blood

4) When swallowing anything (even your own saliva) hurts like hell

5) When you feel light-headed even before you start to drink beer or wine

6) When your left check starts to feel numb and painful due to infected Sineous

7) When you feel like sleeping but you can't due to the pain and suffering

Somebody just kill me...