Monday, May 19, 2008

Why we pay ERP n GST

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Republic of Sillypore,

It's very important for you to understand the need for you to pay the ERP and the GST.

This is to pay for your right to stay in Sillypore to be safe and sound from Natural Disasters like:

Cyclones

Earthquakes

Volcanos

Tsunamis

Floodings (Ok we get that but the PUB will take care of it, which means we need more GST)

We even survived the Asian Financial Crisis, Almost going to happen bombings, and other crazy insane incidents that happen elsewhere but not here.

So be happy and glad that you live here and not elsewhere.

In here, you pay to be safe and sound so, please Pay And Pay

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