Help Ah Fu answer this questions Pls

Today, I encountered something interesting:

It was raining cats and dogs today. Then a resident came towards the Counter with a kitten, saying "Excuse me, there's a kitten here that is wet from rain. What to do ah?"

So what should I answer?

1) This is CC, not SPCA. We only deal with residents, not kittens

2) Wah... The kitten so kelianz, How abt you bring it home since you like cats

3) EEeeiii! I afraid of cats one! Go away!

4) Does the kitten and yourself want to register as a Passion Card member? Or maybe apply for the latest Tai Chi Course?

How abt the rest of you all? What should I reply to the guy and the kitten?